Episodes

Monday Mar 04, 2024
Twilight Part 1: The Anti-Anti-Twilight Club
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Monday Mar 04, 2024
The fans? Teenage girls. The critics? Everyone else. The vampires? Sparkly. We're going back to 2005 for the cultural phenomena that continues to preoccupy fans and haters alike. In this episode, we'll talk about our histories with Twilight, the critical response, and why we can't just let teenage girls like things. Hold on tight, spider monkey. (Part 1 of 3!)
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Monday Mar 04, 2024
Fan Fiction Round 2: Hold Me Closer, Giant Squid
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Your favorite episode topic is back: we're talking fan fiction again! Shaun finally reads something nice about the Weasley twins, Caleb dives into the tale of a very horny castle, and Lisa discovers The Horrors.
Plus, a very special announcement!
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Sunday Jan 21, 2024
Highway to the Granger Zone
Sunday Jan 21, 2024
Sunday Jan 21, 2024
Sorry for the hiatus, Potter heads! The gang's back with a deep dive into our favorite bookworm/war criminal, the one and only Hermione Granger.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Monday Aug 14, 2023
Horse Girls
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Our summer break is over! We're covering a topic Lisa and Shaun have wanted to do for a long time: horses. Specifically, the horse-like creatures in the HP universe, including thestrals, unicorns, and centaurs. Get ready to learn a little mythology and listen to the gang do what they do best: debate whether they, too, would have been sexually attracted to Firenze.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
The Artist Formerly Known as the Half Blood Prince
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
"Mistah Pottah, our new...celebrity." The gang is talking about everyone's favorite potion master, Severus Snape. Good guy? Bad guy? Misunderstood? Original incel? One thing's for sure, we have nothing but respect for a man willing to pick a years-long fight with a literal child.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Friday May 12, 2023
Yer a Fancast, Harry
Friday May 12, 2023
Friday May 12, 2023
There's going to be a new HP show! We're not excited! But we ARE excited to talk about who we would cast if we were in charge of a Harry Potter reboot. (Spoiler, everyone would be young and hot.) Highlights: Shaun lusting after Gene Wilder, Caleb losing their mind over Gwendoline Christie playing Quidditch, and Lisa dying on the hill of the perfect Fleur Delacour.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Monday Apr 10, 2023
Defense Against the Dark Arts (AKA the Gilderoy Lockhart Fan Club)
Monday Apr 10, 2023
Monday Apr 10, 2023
It's time for everyone's favorite class: Defense Against the Dark Arts! We're discussing the DADA curse and ranking the best Dark Arts professors. Please enjoy Shaun and Lisa fangirling over Gilderoy Lockhart, much to Caleb's dismay. (Hey, he did't win Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award five times for nothing!)
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Go Directly to Azkaban; Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Yer a...cop, Harry? Let's explore the Wizarding criminal justice system! We're talking wizard cops, the various levels of magical law enforcement, and whether having one maximum security prison for all levels of crime is a good idea (probably not!!).
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
His Eyes Are As Green As A Fresh Pickled Toad
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Caleb loves Valentine's Day, so we're doing a bonus episode all about our favorite HP relationships (and yes, that includes Aberforth and his goats).
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Monday Jan 30, 2023
Goblins Hate Crypto Bros
Monday Jan 30, 2023
Monday Jan 30, 2023
Today we're talking about one of the most (unfairly!!) maligned magical creatures in the HP universe. We'll look at goblins in folklore and explore the controversy over JK's portrayal of them in the books, then make the case for why goblins are actually superior to wizards (no way a goblin has ever bought an NFT).
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast
Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/