Episodes

Jul 18, 2022
Sympathy for the Dursleys
Jul 18, 2022
Jul 18, 2022
1hr 12 min
Is it possible that the Dursleys aren't as terrible as we all thought? Probably not, but Shaun wants to make the case anyway. We look at the way wizards and Muggles interact with each other throughout the HP universe, discuss how terrifying it must be to be a Muggle in a wizard's world, and try to feel some empathy for some of the worst characters in the whole series.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Jun 12, 2022
The Secret Life of Hogwarts Pets
Jun 12, 2022
Jun 12, 2022
1hr 18 min
Rats and cats and toads, oh my! We're looking at our favorite magical pets, from Crookshanks to Fawkes to Hedwig. We learn about the history of familiars, rank our favorite of Hagrid's pets, and discuss how much therapy Ron needs after the whole Scabbers incident.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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May 9, 2022
History of Magic, Part II
May 9, 2022
May 9, 2022
55 min
Part II!! We debate whether Hogwarts professors get any respect, talk about the coolest aspects of other magical schools (Durmstrang Death Trials!), and decide what Hogwarts classes we would excel at.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

May 9, 2022
History of Magic, Part I
May 9, 2022
May 9, 2022
1hr 3 min
It's our first two-parter, baby!! In part I, we celebrate our first anniversary and Caleb leads us through the history of magic and magical education in the real (Muggle) world and beyond.
Make sure to listen to part II for the rest of the episode!
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Mar 26, 2022
Dude, Where’s My Broom?
Mar 26, 2022
Mar 26, 2022
1hr 19 min
Flying cars, magical trains, broomsticks...it's time to talk about magical transportation. We debate the best and worst methods of getting around the Wizarding World, but we all agree on one thing: the Knight Bus is full of perverts.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Mar 4, 2022
House-Elf Liberation Front
Mar 4, 2022
Mar 4, 2022
1hr 4 min
Grab your stinkiest socks and prepare to free one of our favorite magical creatures. We're looking at elvish magic, honoring our favorite house-elves, and spending plenty of time talking about SPEW.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Feb 7, 2022
Weasley is Our King
Feb 7, 2022
Feb 7, 2022
1hr 9 min
We're back from holiday break with our first character spotlight! We focus on our beloved Won-Won, discussing the worst book-to-movie changes, his possible psychic abilities, and why Ron Weasley might secretly be the best hero in the whole dang series.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Dec 17, 2021
A Very Harry Christmas
Dec 17, 2021
Dec 17, 2021
51 min
Bonus holiday episode! Cait tries to convince Lisa and Shaun that Harry Potter is a Christmas movie. Fights ensue, and a very merry time is had by all.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Dec 2, 2021
The Wand Chooses the Wizard
Dec 2, 2021
Dec 2, 2021
1hr 5 min
Curious...curious...We're headed to Ollivander's today to discuss all things wand-related. We'll deep-dive into the magical properties of woods and wand cores, discuss why the Elder Wand is kind of dumb, make a few dirty jokes (naturally), and figure out what our ideal wands would be.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
$10+ donations to an organization that supports LGBTQ+ youths will get you a shoutout on the show! Suggested donations to:
Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast
Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Nov 11, 2021
Hogwarts Himbos
Nov 11, 2021
Nov 11, 2021
1hr 31 min
Let's take some time to celebrate the beefiest, dumbest, and hottest men in the Harry Potter universe. We drink a little too much, debate our top seven himbos, and play a few intense rounds of K/F/M. And finally, we pose the hard-hitting question: would you have sex with young Voldemort's ghost?
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast
Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

