Episodes

Friday May 12, 2023
Yer a Fancast, Harry
Friday May 12, 2023
Friday May 12, 2023
There's going to be a new HP show! We're not excited! But we ARE excited to talk about who we would cast if we were in charge of a Harry Potter reboot. (Spoiler, everyone would be young and hot.) Highlights: Shaun lusting after Gene Wilder, Caleb losing their mind over Gwendoline Christie playing Quidditch, and Lisa dying on the hill of the perfect Fleur Delacour.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Monday Apr 10, 2023
Defense Against the Dark Arts (AKA the Gilderoy Lockhart Fan Club)
Monday Apr 10, 2023
Monday Apr 10, 2023
It's time for everyone's favorite class: Defense Against the Dark Arts! We're discussing the DADA curse and ranking the best Dark Arts professors. Please enjoy Shaun and Lisa fangirling over Gilderoy Lockhart, much to Caleb's dismay. (Hey, he did't win Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award five times for nothing!)
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Go Directly to Azkaban; Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Yer a...cop, Harry? Let's explore the Wizarding criminal justice system! We're talking wizard cops, the various levels of magical law enforcement, and whether having one maximum security prison for all levels of crime is a good idea (probably not!!).
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast
Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
His Eyes Are As Green As A Fresh Pickled Toad
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Caleb loves Valentine's Day, so we're doing a bonus episode all about our favorite HP relationships (and yes, that includes Aberforth and his goats).
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast
Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Monday Jan 30, 2023
Goblins Hate Crypto Bros
Monday Jan 30, 2023
Monday Jan 30, 2023
Today we're talking about one of the most (unfairly!!) maligned magical creatures in the HP universe. We'll look at goblins in folklore and explore the controversy over JK's portrayal of them in the books, then make the case for why goblins are actually superior to wizards (no way a goblin has ever bought an NFT).
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
The Life and Lies of Rubeus Hagrid
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
Yer a wizard, Harry! We're celebrating our beloved half-giant Hagrid, a wonderful man who should absolutely be in prison. In honor of Robbie Coltrane, we explore the life of Hagrid, learning more about giants and sharing our favorite Hagrid moments.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Monday Dec 12, 2022
A Very Spooky Scary Episode
Monday Dec 12, 2022
Monday Dec 12, 2022
Let's get spooky! In this episode, we explore the things that go bump in the night: vampires, werewolves, and ghosts. From their folklore origins to their roles in the Wizarding World, we dive deeper into our favorite HP not-so-scary monsters.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
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Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Friday Nov 04, 2022
It’s All About the Galleons
Friday Nov 04, 2022
Friday Nov 04, 2022
Let's spend a little time out of the HP universe and talk about the real world $$$ the franchise brings in. We'll talk merch, movies, and theme parks, and debate the age old question: is there ethical (Harry Potter) consumption under capitalism?
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast
Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
We’ve Got Another Mystery On Our Hands
Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
Every wonder what the Unspeakables get up to in the Department of Mysteries? We sure do! We dive into why the Department was created, what's behind those secret doors, and who would make the perfect Unspeakable (hint: not a Gryffindor).
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast
Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thursday Aug 18, 2022
It’s Called Longbottoming
Thursday Aug 18, 2022
Thursday Aug 18, 2022
Finally, Neville Longbottom gets his day in the sun. We focus on the real Chosen One, share our favorite Neville moments, and celebrate our boy's magical glow up.
*Contains crude language, not for kids!*
Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast
Email us at wotcherharrypod@gmail.com
Theme music:
Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

